「好大陣籮味傳入我鼻」這16句兒童打油詩 80、90後的你小時候實講過

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2016.04.13

文:Marcus

你記唔記得你細個講得最多嘅說話係咩?先生早?校長早?各位早?唔好扮嘢啦,小編同你講 ,根本大家嘅童年都係好邪惡,雖然未去到殺人放火,但係你每日應該講過無數次屎尿屁,你仲唔認,唔好同我講你冇講過下面呢堆兒童打油詩,唱過呢堆改編歌,如果唔係你童伴都幾坎坷!

圖:英國保誠廣告擷圖
1.xxx(人名),渣飛機,跌落坑渠執玻璃,返到學校考第尾,返到屋企唔分氣,「Be Li 扮難」放臭屁,呀媽以為漏煤氣,原來係個衰仔/女放臭屁。

2.xxx(人名)未夠18歲, 學人參加游擊隊,俾人炸到蔔蔔脆,瑪麗醫院唔救佢,救護車又車死佢,青山醫院醫死佢,耶穌為左紀念佢,搵條底褲笠住佢。

3.One More Two More,屎忽大個菠蘿,菠蘿似粒的,好似朱古力,食咗會生跡,屙屎一滴滴,以後唔敢食。

4.一落樓梯,二樓僕底,三個筋鬥,四肢殘廢,五個傷口,六塊膠布,七孔流血,八時死亡,九時出殯,十分抵死,恭喜恭喜!

5.雙層人肉巨無霸,曱甴老鼠夾青蛙,白粉煙仔加大麻,食你唔死笑哈哈。

6.肥佬肥騰騰,買舊燒肉去拜神,得到半路屎忽癢,番到屋企就死人。

7.查理斯王子,通街撩鼻屎,撩到5毫子,拎去買提子。食到屙爛屎,點知廁所冇廁紙,唯有用手指。

8.今天天氣beautiful,阿媽叫我買apple,點知去咗disco,見到幾個girl,生左幾隻animal,比呀媽打到under the table。

9.好大陣籮味傳入我鼻,傳入我的肺部然後臭死你。

10.  自從你阿媽過左新......加坡 ,你老豆就學人食煙......仔餅, 跟住係天檯見你大家姐學人跳樓......腰舞,之後響廟街見到你個妹學人做雞......蛋仔, 跟住又睇到你沖涼......茶飲 ,見到你大哥係度搞基......關槍, 跟住你細佬學人玩大麻......繩,之後你二哥入廁所食屎...路比糖,跟住你三哥成日同二家姐上床...執被, 你屋企就咁冇曬生命......麵包, 最後成家就冇曬幸福......傷風素

11.《生日歌》
恭祝你生日撼穿個頭,慶賀你死埋老豆,年年都要乞食,歲歲都要楂兜,恭喜你,恭喜你~

12.《做個勇敢中國人》
做個勇敢中國難民,食錯奶粉打錯敵人 ,我為你犧牲,你為我抽筋, 終於瓜老襯~



13.《公益金百萬行宣傳歌》
公益金,百萬行,揸支槍,去殺人,為了嗰兩蚊~


14.《小小姑娘》
聖誕老人,終生監禁,騎著鹿仔去殺人,看見靚妹剝曬衫褲,見到超人賣底褲


15.《英雄故事》
流鼻血,爛腳指,嚇死老媽子,人又老,又冇錢,生存沒意義,今日冇公廁,唯有喺街頭屙屎,聽日有公廁,唔記得帶廁紙,唯有用....手指!!


16.《Jingle Bells》
耶穌娶老婆,耶穌娶妾侍,耶穌差我三千蚊,家下仲未還,唏 !利疊利,利疊利, 認真和味 ,借借下,利疊利,三千變六皮!

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